Raiding tombs is one thing, doing it with boobies is another

Tomb Raider: Legends for some insane reason was awesome. Not so much for the setting or the shooting (which is actually quite dull... well its exactly like the classic tomb raider's auto-aim system so nothing new) but more for the climbing and jumping and swinging and all that agile stuff she has to do. I love it. Oh and of course her boobies are as large as ever ;)


Well the story behind the game tells of the fate of her 'deceased' or rather missing mother. When she was a wee bit lass, her mother managed to 'kill' (2nd quote) herself by taking out the 'sword from the stone' (3rd quote). No, seriously. The truth behind it all is that she gets teleported some where unknown, to Nirvana apparently. I'm not going to reveal the twist in the story but now you know there is one.

Lara Croft goes on her adventures as usual, jumping around traps and tigers while shooting down baddies with guns and swinging on poles to get to places. Her costume really varies this time; my favorite of them all is the one piece dress she wears with a really low cut. She then proceeds to rip it off at the legs so she can jump around and shoot people. Practicality eh? Those boobs look fake btw.


And there you have it, Tomb Raider:Legends in a nut shell. Its basically Tomb Raider with slight style and gameplay revamps but still the same Tomb Raider none the less. But I'm a sucker for jumping around dark musty tombs with sexily dressed ladies with big boobs... but I'm a guy. Seriously, the game is quite good. Try it if you can. Oh and just because she's sexy, we have 3 images this time. Hurrah!